"Disgusting, lewd and repellent!!!"stormed Sister Malodora SM today, when she learned about Capon's outburst against our dear Governor-General, Dame Sylvia Cartwright.

"I see that the Chrisian Haemorrhoids haven't learnt from the perpetual embarrassment that happens every time a sweaty, fat, overexcited constipated Calvinist starts to talk about "loving discipline" against non-consenting children. And now they want to (ahem) "chastise" Dame Sylvia!!!"

"We must remember that the Capon and his ilk advocated synchronised spanking displays outside child welfare offices if Section 59 was restricted to consenting adults who can appreciate it. Dame Sylvia, ask the Prime Minister to provide Jamie Oliver as a bodyguard, so he can stuff the Capon if he waddles menacingly anywhere near our Queens Representative!!!"

Sister Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Keeping Ourselves Pureed
(06) 3583609

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