Immoral Asteroids Make Passes at Earth!!!
Correctives: Immoral Asteroids Make Passes at
"Stop it, stop it!!! We have recently found
out that an immoral asteroid with a suggestive shape made a
pass at Earth and almost hit on it!!!"
"We demand that the
government do something about these lax heavenly bodies,
particularly ones with disgusting protuberant shapes, like
the lewd and improperly configured asteroid, Eros!!! Which
is also known for making passes at Earth!!!" blathered
Sister Malodora today.
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