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Dictator's Rampage of Cross-Dressing Destruction

Correctives: Stop Transvestite Dictator's Rampage of Cross-Dressing Destruction

"West Korea is behaving strangely!" Corrective MP Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin (Ross Dependency) said today, trying to desperately divert attention from the corn chips scandal that has engulfed her electorate office.

"Kim Gon-Rong, the tyrannical transvestite leader of West Korea, has just announced his Five Year Plan For Forced Wearing of Lace Nighties, Suspenders and Other Items of Clothing!!! How long will the civilised world allow this dictator to threaten the gender stability of the world as we know it?"

Ms. Adelie-Penguin denied this was an attempt to divert parliamentary attention from allegations that younger hatchlings of hers went beserk after illicit consumption of corn chips in Mexico several months, or that this whole thing was a cheap media stunt due to the fact that the party doesn't appear on most opinion polls.

Contact: Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin MP The Corrective Party: Feeding First (06) 3583609


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