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Correctives: Ban Dangerous Dogs in Parliament Too!

"It's high time that Parliament declared a ban on vicious canines that keep wanting to attack people purely because they are on social welfare benefits!" Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin said today.

"Yes, this is targeted at the Association of Rottweilers and Fangbearers. Let's face it, people are tired of ARF's dastardly doggy doings, and the underhanded Nationill dog control amendments that led to dog control exceptions for prospective cuckoo canines and populist pups who wanted to be their coalition partners."

Ms. Adelie-Penguin said that if she caught any more ARF members slobbering or slavering in her direction, she would call the Wellington City Council animal control services if they ventured out of Parliament.

"It's time that the Mad Aucklandian Prebbo and other demented doggedness were put down once and for all!"

Contact: Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin Corrective Party: Giving New Zealand The Bird (06) 3583609

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