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'Green' Light for Terrorism

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

'Green' Light for Terrorism

In a fit of pique, upset that his Green counterpart is getting more publicity, Bernard Darnton, Libertarianz spokesman for law and order and leader of Wild Libz - The New Freeland Liberation Army, today announced his plan to burn down the houses of his political opponents.

"After all," he says, "Jeanette Fitzsimons has already given the 'Green' light to political terrorism in this country."

"It's not that I have any principles," he admitted after one too many coffees, "I just like watching things burn. "It helps me refocus my inner spirit," he babbled inanely.

Mr Darnton cannot be contacted for further comment as he is currently building his secret headquarters deep inside a genetically improved patch of the Dunedin Town Belt

ENDS

For more information contact:

Bernard Darnton

LIBERTARIANZ SPOKESMAN FOR LAW AND ORDER

Ph +64 3 474 2081, Fax +64 3 479 0759

bernard@eglnet.com www.eglnet.com

Or contact Libertarianz Media Coordinator on (025) 861 927, e-mail: organon@ihug.co.nz

* LIBERTARIANZ * More Freedom * Less Government *

www.libertarianz.org.nz www.freeradical.co.nz


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