This afternoon a helicopter carrying Kim Dotcom made an emergency landing. We know this because Dotcom related the event in his usual style: by tweeting photos, often of himself.

On the way to a lunch with a real Knight. #FlightRisk confirmed. instagr.am/p/VASW_RskQP/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 27, 2013

No kidding. Emergency landing in the middle of nowhere. #BumpyRide :-/ instagr.am/p/VAfCQGMkQh/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Pilot trying to identify the fault. I have 1 bar of reception. Start rationing water :-) instagr.am/p/VAfvRKskRL/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Will be late for dinner baby. Fuel dropped to zero with rotor speed warning. #Insane instagr.am/p/VAhGAeskSz/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Wayne says: "We could really use one of those raid choppers now". instagr.am/p/VAhs0MMkTi/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Apparently the closest road is a looooong way from here. #StuckWeAre instagr.am/p/VAi3X1skU2/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Pilot found a disconnected wire (weird). Fuel gauge working again. Checking rotors. instagr.am/p/VAjnscskV8/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

This is the first time I agree with the prosecutor. Flying is a RISK!! #Amen instagr.am/p/VAkvKgMkXQ/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Pilot is taking the Chopper for a test spin without us. Looks good. instagr.am/p/VAlimPMkYY/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Touchdown! We're back in business. Woohooooo instagr.am/p/VAmXSiMkZe/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

#Hero!!! :-) instagr.am/p/VAmpxgskZ1/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013

Almost died to meet the Knight ;-) instagr.am/p/VArdu0skfT/

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) January 28, 2013