"There's nothing wrong with feminist witches, Mr Frankenfood!!! And why they should engage in hunts for prawns on the Internet when most of the ones I meet at the organic dairy on the corner are vegetarians is quite beyond me!!!" said Sister Hydroponica, responding to an accusation of feminist witch hunts earlier in the week.

The Corrective Party Aggro Nun concluded: "Prawn shopping on the Internet is a matter of personal taste, although obviously one or other of the ARF party has obviously had a bad spell and got rabid about a member of the judiciary that liked it!!!"

Contact: Sister Malodora Matrix Dominatrix The Corrective Party: Turning Around and Around (06) 3583609