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Scoop Satire: Achtung Subversives!

EDITORS NOTE: Scoop has commenced publication of a series of satirical articles from the Babylon Express newspaper. Those easily offended and not often amused should avoid this content. See authors note at the end of this article for more information about the Babylon Express.

Achtung Subversives!

Why not confess from the comfort of you own home with our free SIS sendaway offer?

Dear SIS - Yes! I am opposed to (please tick):
* Unregulated capital flow
* Environmental destruction
* Military-Industrial domination of humanity
* Institutionalised propoganda systems
* Electronic surveillance legislation
* You

I understand that holding the above position(s) therefore makes me an enemy of the state and hereby willingly give the following information so as to assist the efficiency of my immediate detention and incarceration.

Name..............................
Address................................
Hours when not home..........................
Will leave key..........................
Possible evidence against me (please tick):
* Dolphin poster
* Recycling bin
* Organic vegetables
* Copy of Manufacturing Consent

Take me now - I implore you; before I question neo-liberal dogma again!

Signed..................................

Send to: SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES PO BOX 900 WELLINGTON

- The Babylon Express is a satirical newspaper published randomly in Wellington. Copies are so far only available in local shops whose proprietors haven't got sticks up their arses. Those interested in acquiring previous or upcoming copies should contact the editor at bexpress69@hotmail.com. Contributions and suggestions are always very welcome. Cheers.


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