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Kiwi Herald: SIS Says Tojo No Longer a Threat

Kiwi Herald: SIS Says Tojo No Longer a Threat

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News too good to be true from Moenui (Pop. 421) current holder of The Northern Region Best Kept Grass Verge Award

The SIS today moved to calm a worried populace, announcing that Japanese leader Tojo, the y2k bug and the Goodnight Kiwi are not considered security threats to New Zealand.

The dramatic announcement came this afternoon from the Moenui Meat Pie & Magazine shop, a favourite haunt of the head of the Security Intelligence Service Dr Warren Tucker.

Speaking to a hushed gathering of the media Dr Tucker said that while the three were "clearly a risk at one time, the SIS has reviewed the evidence and can now reassure the public that they no longer pose an imminent threat to peace, security and the enjoyment of World Rugby Cup coverage."

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