Scoop has an Ethical Paywall
Correctives Denounce Panda-ing to Immorality!!!
The Correctives were horrified to learn that Chinese authorities intend to use panda porn to arouse the sinful passions of these brute beasts in Beijing Zoo.
These pandas are behaving like animals, and this has happened just a few weeks after the lewd menage a trois at our own Auckland Zoo, involving three red pandas!!!
It just goes to show that one can never trust creatures that are shaped like Mikey Havoc. Stop panda-ing to base lust and depravity!!!
contact: sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz/ 06 3569099
ext
7750
Advertisement - scroll to continue reading
Advertisement - scroll to continue reading
Gordon Campbell: On unemployment, Winston Peters’ low boiling point and music criticism
Labour Party: National Gaslights Women Fighting For Equal Pay
The Treasury: New Treasury Paper On The Productivity Slowdown
NZ Government: Government Recommits To Equal Pay
Emily Ireland - Local Democracy Reporter: Deputy Mayor ‘disgusted’ By Response To Georgina Beyer Sculpture
Te Pāti Māori: Māori Unemployment Rate Increases By More Than Four-Times National Rates
Government: Streamlining Building Consent Changes
