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Mad Dog Control Legislation Urgently Needed!!!

Correctives: Mad Dog Control Legislation Urgently Needed!!!

"ARF is a party in crisis. We feel desperately sorry for Artful Dodger Rugless, who has tried and failed to stop the antics of Preb-Bull Terrier tactics.

ARF has gotten the message. Soddington Doggerel rejected Preb-Bull Terrier as their MP because he kept chasing cars belonging to Labour Maori candidates, digging up dirt, doing unspeakable things to lampposts, and culminating in extensive No Dog signs throughout the city centre.

The Corrective Party has a solution to this. In Germany, there was a recent clamp down on dangerous dogs after a Preb-Bull Terrier killed a six year old Hamburger, and a Rodneyweiler did away with an eighty- sex year old woman!!!

The Germans believe that all mad dogs over 40cm or weighing over twenty kg should be kept muzzled and on a lead at all times. Also, their federal government intends to neuter Preb-Bull Terriers, Aucklandian Prebbos, and other dangerous mad dogs!!! We could learn something from this. One hopes that the government will follow suit here!!!"

Contact: Sister Psychotica @ 06 3583609 or sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz

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