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Multiple Personalities and the Nationills

"Why did John Farter, the Nationill whip, accuse Green MP Co-Leader Rod Donald of being abducted by aliens?" said Sister Psychotica SM today.

"Does Mr. Farter have evidence that Rod Donald is a little or indeed large green man, apart from party membership? We must remember that under the influence of radio stations of ill repute and odd squawkback hosts, Mr Farter transforms into Hone Farter, an alternate personality."

"Our party has nothing against multiple personalities, but we can see why Mr. Farter would want to change, given his current one. We can only hope that eventually he encounters one that relieves him from the sordid life that he now leads as a Nationill MP..."

Contact: Sister Psychotica 06 3583609/ sadistasm@ yahoo.co.nz

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