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Correctives: Lewdness at House of Windsor!!!

Correctives: Lewdness at House of Windsor!!!


"The Correctives are shocked, repelled and upholstered at the news that Zara Phillips, a grand-daughter of the Queen, held a sex-toy party where there was a nubile young waiter clad in nothing but a PVC g-string, with all manner of unseemly implements and objects that are against nature, decency, and nunnery!!!" gasped Sister Psychotica SM today, after reading the Melbourne Age.

"If this is what we can expect from the House of Windsor, we need a born-again bottom-spanking republican cause in this country!!! We can be sure that with Jenny Shipley as president, all opposition would be squashed if she sat on it, and Helen Clark would have no difficulties with party discipline after the D'oh!ver Simpson affair!!!"

Contact: Sister Psychotica/ sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz/ (06)3583609


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