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Correctives: Demolish This Immoral SEX Tower!!!

"The Corrective Party is shocked, horrified, disgusted and appalled at the Giant Phallic Sky Tower in the middle of Auckland!!! This preposterously proportioned erection should be immediately sawn off or otherwise removed before it gives people lustful thoughts and sinful passions!!!" exclaimed Sister Psychotica SM, spokesnun and Mistress Superior of the Corrective Party.

"We are determined to stop this large erection towering in the sky in full view of children, old age pensioners, Mount Roskill, and other people of diminished intellect and personal responsibility!!! Auckland should not have its skyline ruined, it should be dull and boring as it was when Less Mills was Pope- oops, I'm sorry, Mayor."

"Where are the born-again, bottom-spanking believers of Auckland, who thrashed around in polyester garments and bad haircuts during the Hero debate of the nineties? Why has Auckland become a morass of depravity and morris dancing?"

Contact: Sister Psychotica SM/06 3583609/ sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz


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