Correctives: NOW Demolish That Shameless Obelisk!!!
"The
Corrective Party is shocked, appalled, disgusted and
repulsed that no-one opposed the removal of the tree on One
Tree Hill on the grounds of morality and decency!!!" gasped
Sister Psychotica SM, spokesnun for the Corrective Party
today.
"The tree may have been controversial, but it
shielded the public from the sight of that SHAMEFUL and
DISGUSTING erect towering phallic OBELISK OF LUST!!! This
JUTTING and THRUSTING intrusion onto the Auckland skyline
will drive susceptible people to lust, moral turpentine,
dirty underwear, and other things!!! For shame, Mrs
Fletcher-Challenge!!!
"The Corrective Party is sure that
the previous council of born-again bottom-spanking
tight-buttocked believers would NOT have tolerated this
giant erection SHAMELESSLY EXPOSED where all can see
it!!!"
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