Correctives: Only Spank Appreciative Adults!!!
Tuesday, 11 September 2001, 2:13 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party agrees with Mrs. Jenny Whipley of the
Nationill Opposition that there should be limits on
spanking. However, our approach is different.
"We believe
spanking should be restricted to consenting adults and
non-consenting cycle couriers in lewd lycra that hugs their
thighs and emphasises that which should not be revealed!!!"
Sister Palpitatia BD said today.
"Reddening rear-ends for
righteousness should only occur if one is not too young to
appreciate it."
Contact
Sister Palpitatia
Mother
Stuporific Corrective Party
(06) 3583609
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