Correctives: Australia Re-Elects A Demonic Dwarf!!
Correctives: Australia Defies Divine Wrath and Re-Elects A Demonic Dwarf!!!
"The Corrective Party was horrified to see that Australia chose to disregard divine sanctions against dwarves in politics. Their economy is paying the price for their defiance of heavenly- sanctioned sizism." Sister Palpitatia BD said today.
"We note that a migrating Capon flocked off to Australia during the elections and has come back squawking with delusions of grand pianos falling on the Prime Minister. How disloyal. At least Ms Clark doesn't have to wear platform shoes when visiting our neighbours. We appeal to the Greens to stop this GM Capon from contaminating intelligent political discourse in this country."
Sister Palpitatia BD
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Stomach