Correctives: Australia Re-Elects A Demonic Dwarf!!
Tuesday, 13 November 2001, 9:29 am
Press Release: The Corrective Party
Correctives: Australia Defies Divine Wrath and Re-Elects A
Demonic Dwarf!!!
"The Corrective Party was horrified to
see that Australia chose to disregard divine sanctions
against dwarves in politics. Their economy is paying the
price for their defiance of heavenly- sanctioned sizism."
Sister Palpitatia BD said today.
"We note that a migrating
Capon flocked off to Australia during the elections and has
come back squawking with delusions of grand pianos falling
on the Prime Minister. How disloyal. At least Ms Clark
doesn't have to wear platform shoes when visiting our
neighbours. We appeal to the Greens to stop this GM Capon
from contaminating intelligent political discourse in this
country."
Sister Palpitatia BD
The Corrective
Party:
Turning the Stomach
(06)3583609
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