"Queeg ptarrrk waaak!" Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin was
commenting about skiboarding penguins on Mt.Cook this week.
The penguins are refugees from Antarctican global warming,
and Ms. Penguin apologised for the collision with a potato
chips advert cameraperson.
Ms. Penguin is spokesbird for
Antarctica affairs for the Corrective Party and is a 100%
organic penguin, unlike certain other political leaders we
can think of.
Sister Malodora Spokesnun The
Corrective Party: Turning Round in Circles
If you're using Scoop for work, your organisation needs to pay a small license fee with Scoop Pro. We think that's fair, because your organisation is benefiting from using our news resources. In return, we'll also give your team access to pro news tools and keep Scoop free for personal use, because public access to news is important!