"The Corrective Party is not surprised that the Christian Haemorrhoids and Society for Prohibition of Capon Slaughterers object to "Baste Me," an advertising campaign that features self-basting poultry!!!" said Sister Linziapogee, the finance spokesnun today.

"This is attempted suppression of commerical speech, and should not be allowed! So what if a turkey is seen waving its drumsticks in the air, moaning for a good stuffing, and making satiated noises when someone complies!!! It may not show good taste, but it isn't as rancid as a certain Capon past its use- by date!!!"

Contact: Sister Malodora Spokesnun The Corrective Party: Turn to the Left, Turn to the Right, Follow the Same Old Line... (06) 3583609

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