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Correctives: Baste Me, Moaned the Saucy Turkey!!!


"The Corrective Party is not surprised that the Christian Haemorrhoids and Society for Prohibition of Capon Slaughterers object to "Baste Me," an advertising campaign that features self-basting poultry!!!" said Sister Linziapogee, the finance spokesnun today.

"This is attempted suppression of commerical speech, and should not be allowed! So what if a turkey is seen waving its drumsticks in the air, moaning for a good stuffing, and making satiated noises when someone complies!!! It may not show good taste, but it isn't as rancid as a certain Capon past its use- by date!!!"

Contact: Sister Malodora Spokesnun The Corrective Party: Turn to the Left, Turn to the Right, Follow the Same Old Line... (06) 3583609

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