Zombie Attack in New Brighton - Saturday Night
Press Release
Immediate Release 20th June 2010
Zombie Attack in New Brighton - Saturday Night
Zombies from The Crypt Horror Roadshow got loose last night; we have been informed that they had chewed their way through their cage.
Witnesses have viewed Zombies chasing cars down New Brighton Mall.
Screams have been heard coming from 101 Brighton Mall, New Brighton the current venue for The Crypt Horror Roadshow, and residents are advised to be wary about travelling alone in the area for fear of another such attack.
One Zombie was seen carrying his latest victim over his shoulder running down Seaview Road, towards the police station.
Speaking to victims the main feedback has been too freaking scared to talk at the moment, all screamed out.
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