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Flat Earth Society weighs in on NIWA High Court Case


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An Open Letter and Appeal to Lords Terence Dunleavy and Bryan Leyland of the Climate Science Education Trust

On this day 16 July in the year 2012 in the Northern Township of
Auckland, Middle Earth

On the Occasion of the Lords’ Good Endeavours to Strike Down
the temperature muddlings of the Dark Lords of the National
Institution of Water and Atmosphere in the High Court of our
Land

Hear Ye Honorable and Esteemed Lords of Middle Earth
We of the Flat Earth Society would like to extend to you a hand of
friendship and solidarity.

For too long charlatans have used the black magic of peer-reviewed
science to hide truthes from the public. They have falsified moon
landings, spread the lie of global warming, and most dastardly of all,
they say the earth is round! We at the Flat Earth Society have had
centuries of experience in dealing with such fabrications.

At last, we have found another, like-minded group of lonely souls such
as the Climate Science Education Trust who are bravely fighting the
wave of charlatan science.

We, too, have diagrams that explain our cause
The Flat Earth Society and the Lords of the Climate Science Education
Trust share common cause and concern in the threatening face of
scientific research.

Like you, we have been downtrodden by an extraordinarily complex
conspiracy of governments who have bludgeoned us with their
scientific evidence.

We, too, have suffered the Dark Arts of Peer Review - and publication
in the Devil’s Papers such as Nature and Science. Like NASA and
other institutions before them, petulant rubes like NIWA have
falsified records of temperatures around Middle Earth to show that
our world is warming.

We are horrified at the recent, similar episodes in the United States of
America where there is much talk of temperature records being
broken across the States – and it seems the entire Earth has been taken
in by this nonsense.

We must also note that there is another large force in the background
called Google Earth, that ignores the existence of the Ice Wall and the
Great Turtles that support our Earth. We would seek help to combat
this Great Travesty of Modernity. Perhaps the pieces of gold that you
have found to help your case could be shared with us?

We wish you luck in your endeavours this week

The earth may be flat, but we do have an email address
flatearthersnz@gmail.com

Click here to read the original letter (with diagrams) [PDF]

ENDS

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