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Why waste your time shopping for underwear

Why waste your time shopping for underwear when you can subscribe for it?

It’s really hard to be a man. Sure we have a penis and own 9/10ths of the world’s property, but there are downsides. Throwing high fives all the time can wear out your elbow bone, saving elderly women from rampant magpies using MMA (mixed martial arts) gets bird blood everywhere and shopping for undies in a department store sucks big time. Fighting magpies and congratulating a mate are all well and good but when it comes to undie shopping we’d much rather be laid up on a couch necking a beer with our new 3D TV watching Up (its not just a kids movie, there’s layers in there).

Enter Mansupplies.co.nz, New Zealand’s first and only online subscription underwear service for men. Officially launched this week, it’s just like a magazine subscription, but for men’s underwear. Just one simple transaction is all it takes and we’ll send fresh Bendon Man or Jockey underwear to a man’s door as often as he needs them.

Man Supplies is a service that gives the lads more time to do all-important manly-stuff instead of hanging out in underwear departments like a creep. Or if you’re a girl who buys on his behalf (apparently that’s a whopping 45% of you) using mansupplies.co.nz will mean more shopping time for you. You might just get that chance to visit one more shop instead.

One more shop to browse, one more shop to return to a second time to try stuff on and one more shop to return a third time to buy from.

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ManSupplies.co.nz offers a variety of delivery cycles and every delivery is free no matter how frequently you want them. Using mansupplies.co.nz means a man’s drawer is constantly replenished, alleviating that common issue of worn-out undies. Genius.

We think we’re doing men a favour, and women for that matter. If you could help us spread the word we think NZ men – and women - will thank us both for it in the long run.


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