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Grumpy Old Women Touring NZ in February, March & April 2017

GRUMPY OLD WOMEN
ARE BACK IN
GAME OF CRONES

Touring NZ in February, March & April 2017

Tickets on sale NOW

Yes they're back! This time with magic! GRUMPY OLD WOMEN bring their Game of Crones to answer the unanswerable. How to fix absolutely everything!!

They conquered NZ with GRUMPY OLD WOMEN, took Australia and the Universe by storm with 50 Shades of Beige and now they're in another World. Yes!

GRUMPY OLD WOMEN
: GAME OF CRONES is coming and it offers practical remedies for the atrocities of modern life.

Advice for administering safe torture to prevent snoring using BBQ tools. Demonstrations of how to clean the bath whilst having mediocre sex at the same time. How to overeat on a diet. What to do when the man in your life kisses your miniature Schnauzer more than you.

In Game of Crones, the young are discussed and then dismissed. Men are lovingly disembowelled. Old fashioned housekeeping practises resurrected; is it too late to learn to sniff meat to determine if it’s past its use by date?

GRUMPY OLD WOMEN
will stop for nothing on their mission to slay the dragons of nonsense and reclaim the kingdom of common sense ...well maybe a glass of wine and a lie down.

The show has plenty of laughs, poorly supported breasts and unreliable statistics, so for a night of unbridled fun bring your swords and handbags and learn from the sorceresses themselves, how to survive the modern kingdom of Aoteoroa.

Geraldine Brophy directs and stars with Lynda Milligan and Julie Edwards in this hilarious piece of fantasy thankfully without nudity or real blood.

Feb28Whangarei Forum North8pmTicketek
March1WhangareiForum North8pmTicketek
2KerikeriThe Centre8pmThe Centre
3AucklandBMC8pmTicketmaster
4Hamilton x 2Clarence Street4pm and 8pmTicketek
5New PlymouthTSB 8pmTicketek
7WellingtonOpera House8pmTicketek
9RangioraTown Hall8pmTicketek
10ChristchurchAurora Centre8pmTicketek
11Christchurch x 2Aurora Centre4pm and 8pmTicketek
12OamaruOpera House8pmTicketdirect
13InvercargillCivic8pmTicketdirect
14DunedinRegent8pmTicketdirect
15TimaruTheatre Royal8pmTicketek
17AshburtonEvent Centre8pmTicketdirect
18BlenheimASB Theatre8pmTicketdirect
19Nelson x2Theatre Royal4pm and 8pmTicketdirect
21Lower HuttLittle Theatre8pmTicketek
22KapitiSouthwards8pmTicketek
23PalmmyRegent8pmTicketdirect
24WanganuiRoyal Operal House8pmRWOH
25CartertonEvents Centre8pmwww.eventfinda.co.nz
26Napier x2Century Theatre4pm and 8pmTicketek
28GisborneWar Memorial 8pmStephen Jones Photography
29RotoruaHMPAC8pmTicketmaster
30AucklandSky City8pmTicketek
31Auckland Sky City8pmTicketek
April1AucklandSky City4pm Ticketek
2TaurangaBaycourt4pm and 8pmTicketek


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