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Grumpy Old Women Are Back in Game of Crones
Grumpy Old Women Are Back in Game of Crones
Touring NZ March & April 2017
Yes they're
back! This time with magic! GRUMPY OLD
WOMEN bring their Game of Crones to answer
the unanswerable. How to fix absolutely everything!!
They
conquered NZ with GRUMPY OLD WOMEN, took
Australia and the Universe by storm with 50 Shades of
Beige and now they're in another World.
Yes!
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN: GAME
OF CRONES is coming and it offers practical
remedies for the atrocities of modern life.
Advice for administering safe torture to prevent snoring using BBQ tools. Demonstrations of how to clean the bath whilst having mediocre sex at the same time. How to overeat on a diet. What to do when the man in your life kisses your miniature Schnauzer more than you.
In Game of Crones, the
young are discussed and then dismissed. Men are lovingly
disembowelled. Old fashioned housekeeping practises
resurrected; is it too late to learn to sniff meat to
determine if it’s past its use by
date?
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN will stop for
nothing on their mission to slay the dragons of nonsense and
reclaim the kingdom of common sense ...well maybe a glass of
wine and a lie down.
The show has plenty of laughs,
poorly supported breasts and unreliable statistics, so for a
night of unbridled fun bring your swords and handbags and
learn from the sorceresses themselves, how to survive the
modern kingdom of Aoteoroa.
Geraldine Brophy directs and stars with Lynda Milligan and Julie Edwards in this hilarious piece of fantasy thankfully without nudity or real blood.
| March | 1 | Whangarei | Forum North | 8pm |
| 2 | Kerikeri | The Centre | 8pm | |
| 3 | Auckland | BMC | 8pm | |
| 4 | Hamilton | Clarence Street | 4pm and 8pm | |
| 5 | New Plymouth | TSB | 8pm | |
| 7 | Wellington | Opera House | 8pm | |
| 9 | Rangiora | Town Hall | 8pm | |
| 11 | Christchurch | Aurora Centre | 4pm and 8pm | |
| 12 | Oamaru | Opera House | 8pm | |
| 13 | Invercargill | Civic | 8pm | |
| 14 | Dunedin | Regent | 8pm | |
| 15 | Timaru | Theatre Royal | 8pm | |
| 17 | Ashburton | Event Centre | 8pm | |
| 18 | Blenheim | ASB Theatre | 8pm | |
| 21 | Lower Hutt | Little Theatre | 8pm | |
| 22 | Kapiti | Southwards | 8pm | |
| 23 | Palmerston North | Regent | 8pm | |
| 24 | Wanganui | Royal Operal House | 8pm | |
| 25 | Carterton | Events Centre | 8pm | |
| 26 | Napier | Century Theatre | 4pm | |
| 31 | Auckland | Sky City | 8pm | |
| April | 1 | Auckland | Sky City | 4pm |
| 2 | Tauranga | Baycourt | 4pm |
ends
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