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Correctives: Stop GM Capon Attacks on Gay Actors!!
"The Corrective Party deplores the recent threat of a certain hydrophobic Capon to emit unseemly squawks and attempt to pester gay actors in Wellington soon." Sister Herbivorous, Enviro-Spokesnun for the Corrective Party states today.
"We encourage any gay actor so subjected to nuisances to contact the Ministry of Agriculture and Fish to complain about the health hazard that this creature represents. And moreover, Green activists should note that this is a GM Capon, which gives credence to their claims about genetic mutilation!!!"
Contact: Sister Palpitatia Spokesnun: The Corrective Party- Turning the Stomach! (06) 3583609
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