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Correctives: Haemorrhoid Impotence Welcome News!!!

"We are happy that the government is listening to the Corrective Party, and doing something about the terrible problem emanating from annoying Capons that breed incessantly and run around squawking and degrading the environment!!!" said Sister Lotta Blackpepper today. The Corrective Party eco-spokes- nun was responding to a haemorrhage from a Christian Haemorrhoid about becoming impotent.

"The Correctives support the idea of the Christian Haemorrhoids staying impotent!!! There are already too many of them as there is..."


Contact: Sister Palpitatia
Corrective Party Matrix Dominatrix
ph (06) 3583609

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