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Evil Frankenporker Scheme Must Be Stopped!!!

Correctives: Evil Frankenporker Scheme Must Be Stopped!!!

"No wonder the parties of the right want open slobber on genetic modification!!! With the announcement of GM pigs, their whole sinister plot has been revealed in all its scandalous nudity!!!" said Sister Hydroponica, Aggro spokesnun of the Corrective Party.

"Consider the prospect of hordes of unpleasant porcine featured creatures sticking their snouts into places where they don't belong!!! It's all a gruesome plan to bring back the seventies, with the second coming of Muldoomsday!!!"

Contact: Sister Palpitatia
The Corrective Party: Turning the Stomach
(06) 3583609


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