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Rancid ARF Saveloy Linked to Homophobic Listeria
Correctives: Rancid ARF Saveloy Linked to Homophobic and Racist Listeria!!!
"Ugh!!! Parliament should have far better food handling and disposal standards!!!" Sister Hydroponica, Corrective Party Aggro Nun, was commenting on the fact that a rabid saveloy on the ARF benches had inspired an attack of homophobic and racist listeria.
"This foetid Frank-furter is just another example of the evil effects of genetic muttification and the ARF Party, where it is endemic!!! The Frank-furter should be removed from the ARF seat, and the whole ARF row should be fumigated, in case the rancid bigotry in question proves catching!!!"
Contact: Sister Malodora
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