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Correctives: Mad Aucklandian Prebbo Savages Kiwi Canine Icon!!!

"The ARF leader has gone too far this time!!! We have just received a heartbroken media report from heart- broken cartoonist Murray Balls stating that a certain mad dog was responsible for the death of his beloved little black and white mongrel!!!

While "dog" was rather too oversexed for our liking, at least he was a doggocratic socialist!!! We shall miss him, not merely because he has the same colouration as we do!!!"

"Strengthen dog control laws now!!!"

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Gordon Campbell: On How National’s ”New” Welfare Plan Resurrects A Past Failure

Sam Uffindell’s defenders keep reminding us that he was only 16 at the time of the King’s College incident, and haven’t we all done things in our teens that, as adults, we look back on with shame and embarrassment? True. Let's be honest. Haven’t we all at one time or another, joined a gang and beaten a smaller, younger kid black and blue with wooden clubs? In that respect, Uffindell’s defenders on the streets of Tauranga risk sounding a bit like the psychiatrist Kargol played by Graham Chapman on Monty Python. Some of the media commentary has also noted how the Uffindell saga has taken the shine off National’s good poll results and distracted us all from the unveiling of an important welfare policy at the recent National Patty conference. OK… So let's put the spotlight back on that welfare policy...
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