Correctives: Hands Off The GG, Capon!!!
Thursday, 20 June 2002, 3:34 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party
"Disgusting, lewd and repellent!!!"stormed Sister Malodora
SM today, when she learned about Capon's outburst against
our dear Governor-General, Dame Sylvia Cartwright.
"I see
that the Chrisian Haemorrhoids haven't learnt from the
perpetual embarrassment that happens every time a sweaty,
fat, overexcited constipated Calvinist starts to talk about
"loving discipline" against non-consenting children. And now
they want to (ahem) "chastise" Dame Sylvia!!!"
"We must
remember that the Capon and his ilk advocated synchronised
spanking displays outside child welfare offices if Section
59 was restricted to consenting adults who can appreciate
it. Dame Sylvia, ask the Prime Minister to provide Jamie
Oliver as a bodyguard, so he can stuff the Capon if he
waddles menacingly anywhere near our Queens
Representative!!!"
Sister Malodora
The Corrective
Party:
Keeping Ourselves Pureed
(06) 3583609
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