Immoral Asteroids Make Passes at Earth!!!
Correctives: Immoral Asteroids Make Passes at Earth!!!
"Stop it, stop it!!! We have recently found out that an immoral asteroid with a suggestive shape made a pass at Earth and almost hit on it!!!"
"We demand that the government do something about these lax heavenly bodies, particularly ones with disgusting protuberant shapes, like the lewd and improperly configured asteroid, Eros!!! Which is also known for making passes at Earth!!!" blathered Sister Malodora today.
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