Correctives: Ban Dangerous Dogs in Parliament Too!
Friday, 17 January 2003, 3:55 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party
"It's high time that Parliament declared a ban on vicious
canines that keep wanting to attack people purely because
they are on social welfare benefits!" Tripitaka
Adelie-Penguin said today.
"Yes, this is targeted at the
Association of Rottweilers and Fangbearers. Let's face it,
people are tired of ARF's dastardly doggy doings, and the
underhanded Nationill dog control amendments that led to dog
control exceptions for prospective cuckoo canines and
populist pups who wanted to be their coalition partners."
Ms. Adelie-Penguin said that if she caught any more ARF
members slobbering or slavering in her direction, she would
call the Wellington City Council animal control services if
they ventured out of Parliament.
"It's time that the Mad
Aucklandian Prebbo and other demented doggedness were put
down once and for all!"
Contact: Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin
Corrective Party: Giving New Zealand The Bird (06)
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