Ban this Vertically Challenged Vigilante!!!
Monday, 10 March 2003, 5:29 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party
Ban this Vertically Challenged Vigilante!!!
"The
Corrective Party wants to jump on the bandwagon and state
that we think John Howard should never have been allowed in
the country either. This country has had quite enough
problems with annoying vertically challenged politicians in
the past without importing them." Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin,
Corrective Party MP for the Ross Dependency, stated
today.
"And it seems to have had unpleasant effects like
leading certain rancid old Capons to squawk, with little
meaning or common sense. Once again, the Correctives call
for height-based immigration policy criteria. Except for
penguins."
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