Welly Suffers Appalling Influx of Demented Dogs
Monday, 17 March 2003, 1:47 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party
Correctives: Wellington Suffers Appalling Influx of
Demented Dogs!!!
"Wellington was flooded with a surfeit
of mangy, savage fleabags dedicated to dirty doggy doings
over the weekend! The Association of Rottweilers and
Fangbearers conference was an opportunity for repeated
nuisance barking, slavering, practice savagings of
beneficiaries, and behaving like George duhhhh-bya Bush's
feral lap-dogs!!!" Ms. Tripitaka Adelie- Penguin MP
(Correctives, Ross Dependency) said today, as she commented
on the recent ARF national conference.
"It is to the
credit of the Wellington City Council that they restricted
the crazed canines to council chambers, but I hope they
didn't chew the upholstery, do unpleasant things to lamp
posts, or try to eat beneficiary babies again. If I were
Kerry Windergast, I'd order the whole place fumigated and
defleaed. Their viciously stupid social policies might be
catching!" Ms. Adelie-Penguin concluded.
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