Correctives: Wellington Suffers Appalling Influx of Demented Dogs!!!

"Wellington was flooded with a surfeit of mangy, savage fleabags dedicated to dirty doggy doings over the weekend! The Association of Rottweilers and Fangbearers conference was an opportunity for repeated nuisance barking, slavering, practice savagings of beneficiaries, and behaving like George duhhhh-bya Bush's feral lap-dogs!!!" Ms. Tripitaka Adelie- Penguin MP (Correctives, Ross Dependency) said today, as she commented on the recent ARF national conference.

"It is to the credit of the Wellington City Council that they restricted the crazed canines to council chambers, but I hope they didn't chew the upholstery, do unpleasant things to lamp posts, or try to eat beneficiary babies again. If I were Kerry Windergast, I'd order the whole place fumigated and defleaed. Their viciously stupid social policies might be catching!" Ms. Adelie-Penguin concluded.

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Gordon Campbell: On Our Unreal Optimism About The Economic Impact Of Coronavirus

At this week’s Chinese New Year celebrations, PM Jacinda Ardern was resolutely upbeat that business with China would soon bounce back to normal – better than ever, even - once the coronavirus epidemic has been brought under control. To Ardern, the adversity has only accentuated just how close we are to Beijing Nothing wrong with being upbeat, if it can calm the nerves and turn business sentiment into a self-fulfilling prophecy. The problems begin when the optimism detaches itself from reality. What has been very odd so far about the coronavirus episode is that global share markets – normally spooked by mere sneezes or sniffles in the world’s major economies - have continued to be fairly positive, even as the epidemic has unfolded... More>>

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