Scoop has an Ethical Paywall
Correctives: Penguins Assemble for Convention
Correctives: Penguins Assemble for Convention
"The Corrective Party will be changing its name soon. We finally seem to have gotten rid of the SM nuns who threatened to make the party unelectable, and our Futile Directions Committee will be reporting back at the next Convention, at picturesque MacMurdo Sound." Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin MP, Corrective MP for the Ross Dependency, said today.
"Amongst the names canvassed are Antarctica Frost, Unit of Penguins and Penguinish Coalition. We are on track for a private members bill which will address the ravages of corn chip and potato chip addiction amongst hatchlings, where it leads to all sorts of unseemly behaviour. And could ARF New Zealand please stop bothering the huskies, they're frightening them?"
Contact: Tripitaka Adelie Penguin
MP
Corrective Party
(06)
3569099
Gordon Campbell: On Fast Track Powers, Media Woes And The Tiktok Ban
Family First: Just 1 In 6 Oppose ‘Three Strikes’ - Poll
Labour Party: Budget Blunder Shows Nicola Willis Could Cut Recovery Funding 
Government: Urgent Changes To System Through First RMA Amendment Bill
Peace Movement Aotearoa: Global Military Spending Increase Threatens Humanity And The Planet
Government: To Introduce Revised Three Strikes Law
Labour Party: Environmental Protection Vital, Not ‘Onerous’
