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Fast Food Homounerotic Adverts Denounced
FUTILE ANTARCTICA DENOUNCES FAST FOOD HOMOUNEROTICA
"Why is MacDonalds advertising that ghastly fat blob of a man, and what's worse, with implied nudity!? And surely his claim that 'I am a man released/I am a sexy beast' is totally untrue!It may be in violation of the Fair Trading Act!" complained Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin, Futile Antarctica MP for the Ross Dependency today.
"This is obviously designed to turn gay consumers off eating MacDonalds, through intense nausea at the unpleasant homounerotic sight in question. Moreover, what's with the implied nudity when there may be impressionable children watching? Bleechhh!"
Contact:
Tripitaka
Adelie-Penguin
MP, Ross Dependency:
Futile Antarctica
Party:
Without Fear, We Flagellate
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