Jackson James Wood victory party tonight
For Immediate release
Jackson James Wood victory party tonight
Soon to be Member of Parliament Jackson James Wood invites you to preemptively celebrate his decisive victory at the Mt Albert polls this Saturday.
"I'm going to go out on a limb here and just assume that I won I mean, really, the internal polling conducted while in Mt Albert points towards our campaign harvesting 120% of the popular vote." Wood said this morning from his inner city Wellington bed.
"The campaign team, core supporters and I are going to head down to Backbenchers on Molesworth Street here in Wellington at about 6 PM today."
A special invite is extended to all sitting MP's who are interested in meeting their newest colleague.
"No invite to John Boscawen however, as Lamingtons may be served and YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE." Wood said.
All Mount Albert residents are also welcome with Wood saying: "If I get over the 5% threshold and get the $300 bond back—there is a good chance that money will be going straight on a tab."
The party will start at The Backbencher then move onto Dreamgirls strip club later on in the evening.
All people wishing attend the party can RSVP on facebook at this address http://tr.im/jjw09
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