"Libertarianz are constantly asked what impact our policies will have on unemployment. I'd like to clarify that today," says spokesman Peter Cresswell.

Unemployment under Libertarianz would increase dramatically: among lawyers, accountants, resource management consultants, iwi consultants, town planners, arborists, politicians, bureaucrats, tax collectors, WINZ staff, and salaried busybodies of every stripe.

With the dead weight of these parasites out of our way the rest of us can get on with our lives, while the moochers re-educate themselves for life in a world that no longer owes them a living.

ENDS

© Scoop Media