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Scoop Feedback: Stop Defaming Hobbits!!!
Comrade Editor!!!
Our fantasy division, the National Union of Mythologies, has recently discovered that your own online publication has sadly resorted to defaming the noble "hobbit" through using the term to refer to stunted conservative entities like Jenny Shipley, Richard Prebble and now, John Howard.
The Hobbits are friendly, altruistic creatures who dedicate their lives to assisting others. Does this sound like any conservative politician you are aware of? Granted, there is some overlap with nightmarish bloodsucking creatures of the night, but these are not hobbits, although the ex-Minister of Broadcasting may fall into this category.
M.A.R.X Trotweiler Chief Comrade Communist Revolutionary Action Party 06 3569099 ext 7750
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