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ARF and Sinister Genetic Muttification Plans

Tuesday, 29 January 2002, 3:15 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party

Correctives: ARF and Sinister Genetic Muttification Plans

"ARF New Zealand has made its ultimate objectives clear!!! By condoning the insertion of animal genes into humans, they intend to create a viciously stupid group of populist Preb-Bull Terrier voters!!! This sordid plan must be stopped!!!" Sister Palpitatia shrieked today.

Contact: Sister Palpitatia
The Corrective Party: Turning
the Stomach
(06) 3583609

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