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Correctives: Penguin Refugee Skiboarder Incident
"Queeg ptarrrk waaak!" Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin was commenting about skiboarding penguins on Mt.Cook this week. The penguins are refugees from Antarctican global warming, and Ms. Penguin apologised for the collision with a potato chips advert cameraperson.
Ms. Penguin is spokesbird for Antarctica affairs for the Corrective Party and is a 100% organic penguin, unlike certain other political leaders we can think of.
Sister Malodora
Spokesnun
The
Corrective Party:
Turning Round in Circles
(06) 3583609
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