Correctives: Stop ARF Tick Infestation!!!
"ARF has too many ticks!!!" said the Corrective Party Aggro
Spokesnun, Sister Hydroponica today.
The sister was
referring to an ARF campaign to get more ticks. She
concluded that ARF was deliberately trying to attract these
irritating arthropods to increase the party's profile as an
"Well, the Corrective Party thinks that it
is time that ARF be held to account for its tick problem.
Voters can start by not contributing to ticks in the party
vote box this November!!!"
Contact: Sister Malodora
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