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Correctives: Zombies Have a Right to Food

Correctives: Zombies Have a Right to Food: CDP: Oh No They Don't...

"The Corrective Party wishes to announce that it still upholds the right to food of the undead. So what if they lack irrelevant attributes like a heartbeat or a pulse? They still look like us, give or take a loose body part or two." Sister Sadista RIP said as her jaw fell off.

"Clingfilm Decrepitude is not fooled by the former Sister Sadista's latest media release. And exactly who gave that deteriorating zombie the right to use our email address when she was declared legally dead some time ago?" retaliated Sister Malodora in response.

"People should ask why Sister Sadista is never seen during daylight these days..."

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Sister Sadista RIP
The Corrective Party:
Without Undue Fear, We
Stand for the Rights of
the Undead!!!

No, contact

Sister Malodora SM
Clingfilm Decrepitude Party
Old Cliches, No Sensible Solutions

(06) 3583609


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