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Correctives: Baste Me Advert Ban Deplored
"The Corrective Party deplores the killjoy advertising ban on "Baste Me," the ecstatic turkey who vocally invites stuffing. Not to mention "Visitor Cue," the experimental movie about waiting in line for a long time, which captures the sense of ennui and boredom associated with most things these days, but particularly the sense of dread associated with Christian Haemmorhoid lancing, or Socialites for Prohibition of Capon Slaughtering, that busy body group associated with prohibiting people making fun of a certain Capon."
"Advertising has never been for real, and this is no exception. Unban it immediately, and ignore that sad relative of Lois Lane!!!" concluded Corrective finance spokesnun Sister Linziapogee
Contact Sister
Malodora
Corrective Party:
Turning the
Buttock
Toward the Spank!!!
(06) 3583609
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