Correctives: Ban Strange-Sect Marriages!!!
"The Corrective Party read Pasta Graeme Lee's new book, "Futility, Polyester and Stupid Leadership" with much interest. This book reveals the sinister machinations of Christian Haemorrhoids, of their disgusting strange-sect relationship with the innocent Christian Dinnercups, and the takeover of the latter by a rustic American rural family from the Great Depression!!!" Sister Malodora said today.
"Strange sect marriages are against the laws of nature and good taste! Outlaw them!!!"
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Other Cheek
So We Can Spank It Properly