"The Corrective Party read Pasta Graeme Lee's new book, "Futility, Polyester and Stupid Leadership" with much interest. This book reveals the sinister machinations of Christian Haemorrhoids, of their disgusting strange-sect relationship with the innocent Christian Dinnercups, and the takeover of the latter by a rustic American rural family from the Great Depression!!!" Sister Malodora said today.

"Strange sect marriages are against the laws of nature and good taste! Outlaw them!!!"

Sister Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Other Cheek
So We Can Spank It Properly

(06) 3583609

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Gordon Campbell: On Compensating Afghan Civilian Casualties

Reportedly, there have been nine incidents resulting in 17 civilian deaths and injuries (seven of the dead were children) caused by ordnance left behind on what used to be the firing range of our Provincial Reconstruction Team (PRT) in Bamiyan province.

Given that the NZ Defence Force has needed to be hauled kicking and screaming into belatedly arranging an adequate clean-up of its old firing range… what would it take before New Zealand offers to pay compensation to the families of those who suffered death and injury from what was left behind on our watch? More>>