Correctives: Ban Strange-Sect Marriages!!!
Friday, 14 June 2002, 10:41 am
Press Release: The Corrective Party
"The Corrective Party read Pasta Graeme Lee's new book,
"Futility, Polyester and Stupid Leadership" with much
interest. This book reveals the sinister machinations of
Christian Haemorrhoids, of their disgusting strange-sect
relationship with the innocent Christian Dinnercups, and the
takeover of the latter by a rustic American rural family
from the Great Depression!!!" Sister Malodora said
today.
"Strange sect marriages are against the laws of
nature and good taste! Outlaw them!!!"
Sister
Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Other
Cheek
So We Can Spank It Properly
(06) 3583609
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