Penguin MP Breaks Wind'er Silence on Bush Stiffing
Thursday, 19 September 2002, 6:51 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party
Penguin MP Breaks Wind -er Silence on Bush
"Stiffing"
"This is extremely sordid. George Wobblebottom
Bush has an obsession with Saddamy Hussein 'stiffing' the
world over (...) weapons inspections.
“I am sure that
lesbian separatists all over the world will be smirking
triumphantly at the thought that an unmitigated tragedy
could be linked to the two gentlemen in questions anxieties
about their respective 'little friends' but I doubt whether
anyone else will be."
"Should New Zealand really have
connections with a world leader who is insecure for such a
specious reason...?" Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin, Corrective MP
for the Ross Dependency said in Parliament
today.
Ms.Adelie-Penguin is the only survivor of a tragic
bombardment of the Our Lady of Misery Convent with images of
scantily clad go go men which caused massive cardial
infarctions in the former SM nuns who ran the organisation
for what seemed like an eternity.
Contact: Tripitaka
Adelie-Penguin MP The Corrective Party: The Ridiculous
Alternative (06) 3583609
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