Correctives: Penguins quail at ch*c*l*t* addiction
Tuesday, 11 February 2003, 9:02 am
Press Release: The Corrective Party
Correctives: Penguins quail at ch*c*l*t*
addiction!!!
"I'm quailing!!!" expostulated Tripitaka
Adelie- Penguin, busy trying to evict Sister Mycocardial-
Infarcta from the party's electorate offices in the Ross
Dependency.
The Corrective Party's controversial Penguin
MP today denied that any Adelie-Penguin hatchling had
uncontrollable urges to run amok in schools and cause
massive anarchy under the influence of illicit
ch*c*l*t*:
"It's a lie, an absolute lie, and was obviously
invented by those crazed nun violence advocates. Hah!!! They
can talk!!! I mean, what sort of reputable religious order
would accept Keth end Keem into its ranks, and do I ever
mean *rank* in their case!!!"
Ms. Adelie-Penguin refused
to comment on rumours that the Corrective Party organisation
was trying to suspend her, preferably from on top of an
iceberg somewhere in Antarctica far away from shipping
routes.
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