Correctives: Penguins quail at ch*c*l*t* addiction
Correctives: Penguins quail at ch*c*l*t* addiction!!!
"I'm quailing!!!" expostulated Tripitaka Adelie- Penguin, busy trying to evict Sister Mycocardial- Infarcta from the party's electorate offices in the Ross Dependency.
The Corrective Party's controversial Penguin MP today denied that any Adelie-Penguin hatchling had uncontrollable urges to run amok in schools and cause massive anarchy under the influence of illicit ch*c*l*t*:
"It's a lie, an absolute lie, and was obviously invented by those crazed nun violence advocates. Hah!!! They can talk!!! I mean, what sort of reputable religious order would accept Keth end Keem into its ranks, and do I ever mean *rank* in their case!!!"
Ms. Adelie-Penguin refused
to comment on rumours that the Corrective Party organisation
was trying to suspend her, preferably from on top of an
iceberg somewhere in Antarctica far away from shipping