Young Labour Press Release

For immediate release Monday, 12 March 2007

Family First Fantasy Facts Figures and Fabrications

Young Labour is pleased that Family First is relying on Young Labour's scientifically reliable public website poll of 200 people to prove their points. It shows just how strong their arguments are.

“Next they will be quoting the "Women’s' Weekly" to demonstrate that the world is coming to an end” Young Labour Spokesperson Sonny Thomas said.

“Bob McCoskrie might like to revisit the website – he'll find that 1078 (or 80%) of people are supporting the repeal of section 59. I guess in the Family First world of facts and figures this means a sudden groundswell (unheard of since Jesus parted the red sea) for repeal of section 59,” Sonny Thomas said.

“Or it just means that a select group of another side noticed the poll and started voting!” Sonny Thomas said.

Either way – online polls are so reliable that we think Family First should start using them as a way to decide who their spokespeople are. Undoubtedly Mickey Mouse would win.

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