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Heads Roll In Wood Campaign
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Heads Roll In Wood Campaign
First time political aspirant Jackson James Wood today admitted to a dramatic setback in his campaign, with the firing of several key staff members.
Wood's entire press team have been given notice following the disgraceful misspelling of the name of fellow candidate Russel Norman in a press release dated 24th April.
Commenting on the changes, Wood said "I try not to look at this as a setback - rather an opportunity. My campaign has in fact been able to save costs by outsourcing further release writing abroad, starting as of the following paragraph".
Wood very happy with change and new workers are do good job. Wood have nice smile. Wood plans of win most excellent.
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